Mindy waits anxiously on the outcome of Mork's face off with Orson, as both sides of the Galaxy seem dead set against letting them marry, in The Wedding S4#2
The Wedding was the second episode in Season 4 of Mork and Mindy, and the 75th overall episode in the series. Written by Alan Eisenstock and Larry Mintz, the episode, which was directed by Bob Claver, was shot on September 11, 1981 originally aired on ABC-TV on October 15, 1981.
Mork & Mindy face strong resistance to their plans to get married from Orson and Fred respectively. But while a father's love can play a pivotal role in bringing someone around, Mork has no such advantage with an adamant, angry and powerful Orson
Plot[]
Picking up the next morning after the events of Limited Engagement the night before, in her Apartment, Mindy rapidly emerges from her bedroom, bringing a cold compress to a shaken Cora sitting in one of the armchairs. Cora turns it down saying she feels a bit better but could do with a glass of water...and a small Scotch. Mindy reminds her its 9am and says she's not going to give her Scotch. Cora agrees with her, and asks for a shot of Tequila instead. Mindy looks abashed and Cora, feeling a little guilty, tells her she's sorry. That she'll be fine, she was just so shocked at the news that Mindy, despite her family advising her not to do it, has changed her mind, accepted Mork's proposal and is fully intent on marrying him.
Ultimately though, Cora is is accepting of Mindy's decision, and tells her if marrying Mork is what she wants they will give her a beautiful wedding, hugging her. Relieved, Mindy thanks her and says she just wants a small wedding, family only, before nervously asking if Cora will stay while she tells her father, who she has also invited over for breakfast. But Cora makes rapid excuses, heading for the door, telling her that Fred is a kind, understanding man, and there's no way she's hanging around while he freaks out, before departing swiftly.
Pressing the cold compress to her own head, Mindy brightens at the sound of the rapid descent of her new fiancé from his attic room. Only to be left standing as Mork zips by her muttering and gesturing angrily to himself before he turns and asks her if he can break every dish in the house? Just about stopping him from that, he makes for a lamp instead. Grabbing that off him too, and confused by his completely out of character need for violence, she asks what's upset him so badly? Mork, it transpires, is fuming after the 'protest sit in' we saw him undertake in his mind at the end of Limited Engagement when Orson cut him off after refusing to allow him to marry Mindy. Mork explains that Orson has forbidden their marriage. Massively indignant, Mindy wants to know how he can do that? Mork saying it's because marriage has been illegal on Ork for 2 million years, and even though he told him it's legal on Earth it makes no odds to Orson who, as seen, lit him up like Times Square. Now angry herself, Mindy declares adamantly that they *are* getting married and they don't need anyone's permission to do it. Right at which point her Father and Cathy walk in, Fred catching the very last part of her comment, asking 'permission for what?'.
Rapidly covering up what she was talking about, Mindy offers them anything they want for breakfast, starting her plan of softly softly campaign to break the news to her Father. Only for Mork to let the cat right out of the bag, by offering 'son in law' as part of Mindy's breakfast menu options. Turning on his heel with a glower, Fred intones 'son in law' ominously as Cathy reacts in delight to a wrong footed Mindy confessing that she and Mork have decided to get married. Hugging Mindy, Cathy tells them she's so happy for them both, and wants to throw Mindy a shower. Before Fred stuns his wife by firmly declaring "No happy and No shower!". Turning to his daughter he tells Mindy he can't believe that, after their discussion, she would turn around and do something this...'Stupid?' Mork offers, which Fred happily accepts before telling him to get out of his daughter's life.
Annoyed at his speaking to Mork that way, Mindy tells her father that they aren't his orchestra, he can't just wave his baton and expect everyone to do as he says. Mystified, Cathy wants to know why Fred is so dead set against their getting married, pointing out that it's obvious they are in love. Fred draws her aside but realizes he can't tell her the truth about Mork. And after a short smiling, honey glazed, passive aggressive exchange between the two about his 'knowing what he's doing', and she recalling he said that before he put the garage door on...backwards...he tells her they can't get married because they are from 'two different world's. Cathy, smiling still but patently finding that ridiculous, decides not to argue further, telling him that obviously he needs to have a private discussion with his daughter, and she will run some errands and abide by his decision. Before telling Mindy the Bridal Shower *is* on Saturday, as she heads out.
With Cathy gone, Mindy tries to subtly prevail on Mork to leave her alone to talk to her Father. Subtlety not being one of Mork's strong points, it takes a couple of attempts before Mork finally gets the message and heads upstairs, giving Mindy a little reminder of his Broadway proposal move before he goes. Turning back to her father, and as Fred starts to get her to 'Listen', Mindy quietly, but firmly, interjects and gets off the first shot. Telling him that he is the one that needs to listen, she informs him that she loves him very much and they would love to have his blessing, but she and Mork don't need anyone's permission to get married.
Taken a little by surprise by her calm vehemence, Fred slides an arm around her, walking with her through the apartment, nostalgically recalling that she was a stubborn little girl and she's now a stubborn young woman, with a lot of moxie. And that he would be very proud of her....if he didn't feel she was making such a tragic mistake. Growing solemn at that, Mindy walks away from him, telling him she's sorry he feels that way. And with her back turned to him, informs him that it will hurt her more than anything she's ever had to do, but if she has to, she will walk down the aisle alone. Her face showing that she is clearly, nervously, playing a gambit. One that pays off. Fred caving at the thought of that, telling her she will over his dead body, and gives them his blessing. Turning back to him relieved and grinning she hugs her father, before an ecstatic, eavesdropping Mork runs down to furiously and repeatedly embrace Fred. Telling him he loves Fred's Tweed (jacket), that he's going to be his son in law, and Fred's free to call him 'Meathead'. Something Fred assures him he will do. Heading out to catch up with Cathy, Fred leaves them together with a smile on his face but still wondering what he's done.
Turning to Mork, Mindy takes his hands and tells him she's taken care of her half of things, now it's up to him, he has to talk to Orson. Mork's good mood deflating, he draws away from her saying there's no way, he can't take on Orson head to head. Going after him Mindy tries to convince him if he just handles Orson the way she handled her father it'll be fine, but Mork knows better. Leading him back to the couch with her Mindy gently tells him he has to, and he has to do it now, appealing to him that their future is in his hands. He dithers, right up until the moment she lays her chin on his shoulder and murmurs in his ear that it's up to him, the intimacy instantly energizing Mork. Rising up invigorated, he extols the 'industrial strength' of their love, ready to stand up to Orson. Stalking across the room he starts to put in an assertive, macho call to Orson, with Mindy telling him to be nice, but Mork goes in all guns blazing, at least until Orson shows up. Steeling himself, Mork reminds him of their previous conversation, and then tells Orson defiantly that there's nothing he can do that will stop him from marrying Mindy. A second later Orson has him blindfolded with a target on his chest, set to face a firing squad. Mork backtracks rapidly telling Orson that actually he doesn't *really* need to marry Mindy. His lies get him off the hook, but a suspicious Orson warns Mork that if he defies him, he will re-arrange his molecular structure to a more obedient form of life.
Back in the apartment, with Mindy standing up close to Mork's frozen body peering anxiously into his face for any sign of his return and the outcome, Mork is startled by her proximity on opening his eyes, scaring her in turn. Laughing for a second, she grabs him when he tries to walk away without telling her what happened. When he avoids telling her, Mindy presses him hard, querying as to whether he stood up to Orson, and had the courage of his convictions? Unable to face letting her down, Mork lies like a rug, telling Mindy exactly what she wants to hear. That he stood right up to Orson, shamed him into submission, making him feel 'lower than the price of pork in Israel'. Happily stunned, Mindy clarifies that that means they are 'really getting married?!' and when Mork confirms it, squeals ecstatically, hugging him repeatedly, telling him how proud of him she is, not seeing Mork's fearful and guilt ridden expression between each hug.
Fearful with good reason, as Orson immediately picks up on Mork's duplicity, and decrees that he will be severely punished. But not, as it transpires, immediately.
A couple of months pass without incident while the wedding is organised, and finally the day of the wedding arrives. Fred freshly arrived to the apartment handsomely dressed in his father of the bride grey pinstripe ensemble, finds Mindy in her sweats still gathering her wedding ensemble and make up in preparation to go to the church to change. And though she denies it, going through severe bride to be nerves, aiming to fire her make up case across the room when it won't open for her immediately. Grabbing it off her and calming his wild eyed daughter down, Fred gets her to sit with him, opening her case for her, before presenting her with the gold and pearl four leaf clover he gave to Mindy's mother on their wedding day. Hoping that Mork won't replant it. Touched, Mindy thanks him for that and for always being there when she needed him. Something he guarantees he will always be. Getting up to head off to the chapel ahead of her, he considers that she will shortly be Mrs...before stopping, remembering that Mork doesn't have a last name. Turning around he asks her what they're going to call themselves? Smiling to herself, Mindy tells him they've been talking over last names, and Mork is torn between Travolta and Pittsburgh, but she thinks she can talk him into McConnell...or Phoenix. Fred happy enough not to have Mork as a McConnell presses her to go for Phoenix, Mindy rolling her eyes, amused.
As Fred heads out, Mindy gets back to packing up her things and calls Mork who is in her bedroom, still getting ready, and asks him what he's doing? Calling back that he's working on his hair, she tells him that they really need to get going, they should have been at the church 5 minutes ago. Agreeing, that they don't want the bingo crowd in after them to eat their reception smorgasbord if they're late, he heads out to join her, elegantly dressed in his tailored morning suit, waistcoat and cravat...with long hairy canine ears a black wet nose and fur growing out of his chin and sleeves...Orson having begun his transformation into a dog.
Asking him to help her with her things, Mindy is almost floored when she turns around sees him. Aghast she frantically quizzes him about it, and after a weak attempt to brush it off, Mork fesses up casually that Orson is turning him into a dog. With nothing left to do, Mork levels with her that he lied to her, that Orson didn't give his permission to marry her, and this is his punishment for defying him. Having lived with him for more than three years however, Mindy isn't convinced that this isn't' one of his jokes and irritatedly pulls on one of his ears, telling him they've only got an hour before the wedding, only to find to her horror that his ears are real and he's telling the truth. Panicked that this is 'actually happening' she asks him what they can do, and he tries to calm her telling her he's doing it. That the wedding will go ahead, and he's using his willpower to reverse the process. But a ring from the mailman with congratulatory telegrams for Mindy sends Mork into a barking jag, sending him rushing to the door to bark at the mailman, and advancing his transformation.
With Mork unable to stand up straight anymore, it is clear to her that he can't stop what is happening to him, Furious at Orson, Mindy instructs Mork to take her into his mind with him so she can try to talk Orson into changing Mork back. Mork sitting at her feet, more and more of his words turning to barks, tells her to stick her finger in his ear, and scratch his head. When she queries the latter, not having had to do that before, he tells her 'No, but it sure would make me happy!', his leg twitching in violent ecstasy when she does so. Once inside Mork's head however, Mindy looks around not seeing any sign of Orson and asks Mork to call him again, but Mork can do no more than bark, his head now fully that of a sheep dog. Mindy realizing she is on her own against Orson, has to stop a snarling Mork from attacking the hulking Orkan when he finally deigns to appear. However, she herself grows furious a moment later when it becomes clear that Orson is merely amused at Mork's predicament, offering her derogatory alternative names for him now that he's a dog, and wondering if they allow pets in her building? Her anger growing, she demands to know how he can be so cruel, stripping Mork of his dignity like this?!
Meanwhile at the Church, the wedding guests are starting to talk as Mork & Mindy are now seriously late. Agitated, Cathy rushes in and quietly informs Cora & Fred that she's checked with the police and the hospitals and no one has heard anything. Fred is mystified as they were right behind him when he left. When there's a bang on the chapel door, he relaxes thinking only Mork would do that, only to open it and find that it's the best man, Exidor. In a strait jacket, knocking on the door with his head, and late because he had to climb over a wall and hitch hike. Finding Mork & Mindy aren't' there, Exidor takes it on himself to become MC and entertain the bemused, and increasingly unnerved, crowd.
Back inside Mork's head, Mindy is still arguing with Orson, switching tactics to plead with him to give Mork back to her, and that if he does Mork will show Orson the value of being human. Orson admits that, if he had emotions, he'd probably be quite touched by her appeal. By which Mindy understands he means he won't be turning him back. Orson reiterates that Mork broke the law. Looking to Mork Mindy realizes he's wandered off, and calls her ever more dog like fiance back to her, before refuting what Orson has done and the outcome he desired.
Telling Orson that while he may have changed Mork physically, underneath all the fur he's still Mork, and kneels down beside him. Defiant, she says that Mork risked everything for her so they could be married, and what Orson is doing to him isn't going to change her plans. She loves him and she is still going to marry him. Startled, Orson asks if she's really going to marry a dog? Rising up, fierily, she tells him in no uncertain terms, no...she's marrying Mork.
As she storms off, whistling for a still growling Mork to follow her, Orson comments that he'll see...but admits that she sure is a spunky little alien.
With Mindy ending the call, back at the Chapel the wedding gets underway with some of the kids from the Pine Tree Day Care center in attendance as grooms and flower girls. With there still being no sign of the Groom, who should already be waiting at the altar, a deeply unnerved Cathy as Maid of Honor makes her way up the aisle with the Best Man, holding the shoulder of the straitjacketed Exidor, who tries to hit on her as they do. As they reach the end of the aisle, the Reverend asks Cathy where the groom is, but she shrugs helplessly. At that point a sheepdog walks down the aisle. startling everyone. But it transpires this is Phillipe a 'friend' of Exidor's. who should be at home 'taping the Rams game' for him. As Exidor orders the dog to the empty pews on Mork's side of the church, a fully restored Mork, handsome and classy in his cravat, morning suit and 'dress' high top sneakers, walks down the aisle making wisecracks to Mindy's distant relatives as he progresses.
With everything in place, Cora on the organ, starts to play the Bridal Chorus and on her father's arm a radiant Mindy enters in her wedding gown. Bride and groom exchanging besotted looks as she progresses. Her father kissing her cheek, leaving her with Mork, the pair turn nervous and happy before the pastor, who begins the ceremony. The couple having to endure one more tense moment as he asks the congregation if there is anyone there who has any objection to the marriage to speak, or forever hold their peace. With Mindy nervously shifting, trying not to look in her father's direction, Cathy gives her husband a sharp eyed look as Fred looks like he's about to say something. While Mork agitatedly listens out for a possible last minute Orkan intervention, both bride and groom ultimately relaxing and exchanging side eyed glances of relief as no one says anything.
Exidor provides one more slight hiccup, as the Reverend asks for the rings, Mork having to first alert the distracted Best Man, who then has to tussle with his strait jacket to get his hand with the wedding rings out, informing Mork that he hopes his 'next wedding' will be casual. Each of them taking their rings, the Reverend tells the congregation that rather than saying the traditional vows, the couple have their own words to say to one another. Mindy telling him he brought, happiness, joy and laughter into her life, before revealing a hint of the truth behind their relationship to those gathered, telling him her love for him transcends time and space. In turn Mork says he is unsure that there are enough words to embrace all she means to him, that love is such a small word, but it covers so much, ultimately stating simply and earnestly that he loves her. Their rings exchanged, the Reverend declares them husband and wife before the congregation. Then informs Mork he may kiss his bride, 'Welcome to my world, Mrs Pittsburgh' he grins, before doing so....twice.
Taking his arm, the excited pair head back down the aisle together, Mindy giddy at the fact they did it, they actually got married...before enthusing over the fact that in 24 hours they will be on their honeymoon flight to Acapulco. Only for Mork to pull the carpet out from under her telling her that Acapulco is for 'bottled water salesman' and Orson has organized for them to spend '25 days and 1 beautiful night' on Ork, leaving the new Bride, who has no idea if she can even breathe on Ork, in a newly nervous whirl as they leave the Church.
Goofs[]
When Mork is phasing back from his 'face off' conversation with Orson over his impending marriage, the multi colored phase effect fades too early and both Robin and Pam can be seen setting themselves for the take, with Pam saying 'Okay' then peering at 'Mork'.
When Mork is finished his vows during the ceremony, the shot cuts back to take in Mindy's reaction to his words, but when it does Mork's mouth is still moving.
Trivia[]
General[]
Perhaps a little nervous Fred might change her mind, Mork gives a little call back to his Broadway proposal effort from the night before (in Limited Engagement) as he heads up to leave her alone with him.
One of the men at Mork & Mindy's wedding looks similar to Mindy's cousin, Nelson Flavor. If it is him, then the wedding was likely only for family. Though, if that were the case other relatives like Dave McConnel and his wife would attend it.
It is not precisely explained why Orson turned Mork back to normal. However, from the final Shooting Script for the episode, Mork tells Mindy that Orson felt guilty over what he had done to Mork, the intimation being that her intercession clearly worked, Orson won over because Mindy too is willing to marry a 'lower life form', and the Orkan Honeymoon is being entirely funded by Orson by way of apology. This is not the first time that Orson has knowingly overlooked Mork's breaching of a high Orkan Law, as he previously ignored Mork's breaking the *highest* Orkan law in accessing his emotions in Mork's Mixed Emotions, when Orson himself said he had a duty to report him to the Council, and then pretended it never happened. The landscape on Ork has also changed via Mork's reports of life on Earth and his (emotional) relationship with Mindy, attracting the popular interest of Orkans in general and high profile members like Xerko and The Elder (both of whom are fond of Mindy).
When Mindy tells Fred she was talking about 'permission to take the tags off the cushions' when he overhears her saying she and Mork didn't permission (to get married), she's referring to the tags that often (and still do) come on cushions, pillows and mattresses that warn they are not to be removed. Most consumers don't know however that that warning is not for them but the seller, to stop them engaging in unlawful sales practices, and once you buy these things, you're free to cut the tags off whenever you like!.
When Mork finally cottons on that Mindy is trying to get him to leave so she can talk to her father alone, he remarks about giving them their privacy, which makes him different than Allen Funt, who was the host of the hidden camera reality show Candid Camera.
Mork says he would rather join the Libyan Airforce than take on Orson. At the time of shooting, in 1981, tensions were high between Libyan and U.S. forces, with a major incident occurring in the Gulf of Sidra where Libyan fighters were shot out of the air..
Mork tells Mindy when she asks if she startled him that she didn't do it as badly as if she had been Ethel Merman, the robust (and powerfully lunged) Broadway Legend.
Talking with her father about last names for her and Mork, as Mork doesn't have one, she tells Fred Mork is torn between Travolta and Pittsburgh for his last name (though she talks him into McConnell as she states), once again referencing John Travolta, who by this stage was a friend of Robin Williams.
When Mindy asks Mork what is taking him so long getting ready he tells her he is working on his hair, aiming for that John Davidson 'look'. Davidson was an actor, entertainer, and host of ABC's That's Incredible, and later the 100,000 dollar Pyramid, whose thick feathered cut hair (at the time) was notable.
When Mindy grabs Mork's ear, thinking he's faking his transformation, he yells 'LBJ! LBJ!" until she lets him go. During the Vietnam protests, protestors who were arrested would yell out Lyndon B. Johnson's (LBJ) name as they were dragged away, chanting Hey! Hey! LBJ! How many Kids did you kill today?
In the midst of his transformation into a Dog, Mork tries to tell Mindy it could be worse, Orson could be turning him into a Stridex Pad, or a lounge singer Stridex Pads being wipes to combat acne, which came out in 1967 and are part of the Smithsonian's permanent collection.
Exidor asks the Reverend whatever happened to Forrest Tucker 6' 5" Tucker was one of the most active character actors (Westerns and Comedies) in movies and TV, so even though his career declined in later years, he was active during this period, so this joke appears to be ironic.
On their way down the aisle Exidor asks Cathy if she wants to grab a White Sale after the wedding, ostensibly referring to the discount sales on linens and bed sheets, stores have.
Quotes/Excerpts[]
Mindy: You're going to stay around while I break the news to Dad aren't ya?
Cora: Eh no *makes rapidly for door* Eh no, no, no, you don't need me. Your' father is a kind, loving, compassionate man and he'll understand.
Mindy: Well that helps.
Cora: Besides, I don't wanna be here when he freaks! *leaves*
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Mindy: Aheh....yeah...it's not exactly the way I'd planned to break it to ya *daggers look at Mork*, but eh yeah, ..I...Mork....Mork and I have decided to get married
Fred: Over my dead body!
Mork: That'll trip us, Pop, but it won't stop us
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Cathy: Mindy I'm so happy for you! *hugs her* And Mork! And...you know what? I want to throw you a shower!
Mindy: Ohhhh!!!
Fred: Oh No! No! No happy and no shower! Mindy I can't believe after our discussion that you would turn around and do anything this....
Mork: Stupid?
Fred: Thank you, Mork.
Mork: You got it!
Fred: Now get out of her life!!!
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Cathy: Fred, pumpkin, why are you so against their getting married? I mean it's obvious they're in love!
Fred: Cathy, sweet potato I know what I'm doing!
Cathy: Poodle, that's what you said, just before you put the garage door on....backwards.
Fred: Look Cathy, Angelface, trust me. They can't get married because Mork is from...eh...they're from two different worlds!
Cathy: Fred there's no reason for us to get upset I understand this is a talk between you and your daughter. I'll go run some errands. You two discuss it calmly, and I'll abide by your decision. *kisses his cheek and walks to Mindy* Mindy? The shower is Saturday. *walks out*
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Mork:*rushing down from the attic* Thank you thank you, oh thank you! Thank you thank you! Oh Oh Oh my cher Papa! *hugs Fred* Oh ho ho ho Oh I love Tweed! I love it! I'm going to be your son-in-law and you can just call me Meathead!
Fred: You can count on it.
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Mork: Well sir, this will only take a second. Well, do you remember what you said when I asked if I could marry the marvelous mercurial mid western Mindy?
Orson: Yes. I said no Orkan shall enter into marriage. Especially to a lower life form. One that still chews their food.
Mork: Well, I'd hoped you'd forgotten, sir. And I...well I never really want to challenge your authority and I hate to poo poo your will. But there is nothing that you can do to stop me from marrying Mindy.
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Mork:*Squeaks in shock at an anxiously waiting Mindy being so close to him as he comes out his report* Oh oh....!
Mindy: *also startled* Did I startle you?!
Mork: Well not as much as if you'd been Ethel Merman, but....*moves*
Mindy:*pulls him back* Wh...what happened? You told Orson right? You...you confronted him and told him that we were going to be married, right?
Mork:*inhales* Wellllll....*moves*
Mindy: *stops him* And he backed down, right? *eyes him* Because you're strong and brave with the courage of your convictions, right?
Mork: Welllllll......*moves away from her rapidly*
Mindy:*goes after him* And no force exists that can prevent us from being married, right Mork? *drapes an arm around his shoulder, still eyeing him*
Mork:*nervous and guilty* Well those were my words exactly, Mind.*with growing bravado* Umm...y'know...I told him...I um...hah...I really let him have it!! I levelled him!
Mindy:*surprised and delighted* You did?!
Mork: I made him feel lower than the price of pork in Tel Aviv! *beams and grabs her hands* Oh...I mean lets...lets just break out the champagne right now! Lets' pop our corks! And shampoo with champagne!
Mindy:*gasps* You're kidding, Mork! You mean we're really getting married?!
Mork: Oh yesss!!
Mindy:*squeals with happiness and throws herself into his arms as Mork grimaces behind her back* Oh I can't believe it!! *pulls back beaming at him* I'm so proud of you!! *hugs him tightly again, as Mork pats her back rapidly looking fearful*
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Fred: Just think in a little while you'll be Mrs Mindy........*turns around*....Mork doesn't have a last name. What...what...what are you going to call yourselves?
Mindy:*wryly* Well we've been talking about last names. He's torn between Travolta and Pittsburgh. Buuuuuut...I think I can talk him into McConnell. Or Phoenix.
Fred: Work on Phoenix.
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Mork:*half way to dog* Okay, Mind. What you have to do basically is stick your finger in my ear and with your other hand scratch my head.
Mindy: Scratch your head? I didn't have to do that the last time!
Mork: I know that, but it sure would make me happy. *leg twitches madly as she scratches his head*
Mindy: Just...just call him!!!
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Mindy: Alright Orson, I just want you to know one thing. You may have changed Mork physically, but underneath all this fur, he's still Mork! He risked everything for me so we could be married! And your little punishment isn't going to change my plans. I still love him and I'm going through with this ceremony!
Orson: You're going to marry a dog?!
Mindy:*glowers at him* No. I'm going to marry Mork!
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Mindy: Mork, when you came into my life you brought me happiness, joy and laughter. My love for you transcends time and space. Grow with me, the best is yet to be. *places ring on his finger*
Mork:*looks to Pastor and points to himself, before turning back to her* Min? You're my friend, you're my love, you're my life. There's supposed to be more but that's when the lady in the card shop said *woman's voice* 'Buy or get out!' *pauses, earnest* I don't know the right words. Besides I don't think there are enough to describe how I really feel about you. Love is a small word. But I think it covers so much...*gazes at her* I love you.
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The Reverend: By the Power invested in me by the State of Colorado, I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may kiss the Bride.
Mork: *to Mindy* Welcome to my world, Mrs Pittsburgh!
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Mindy: I can't believe it! We really got married!!
Mork: Mmmhhhmmm!!
Mindy: Just think Mork in 24 Hours, we'll be on a plane to Acapulco!!
Mork: Oh Acapulco is tres passe Min, that's for bottled water salesman! We're going to spend 25 days and 1 beautiful Night on Ork!
Mindy: Ork!?!
Mork: Ahrr Ahrr Min! *pulls her back as she turns around* Min?!
Mindy: But Mork I've never been in outer space before! Will I even be able to breathe on Ork?!
